Theres A Southern Version Of Zodiac Signs And The Descriptions Are Hilariously Accurate

We’re so used to the zodiac signs, it’s probably impossible to imagine they could be something else. But Liz Dial, a social media specialist with Red Clay Media’s brand, “It’s a Southern Thing,” did. She has created an illustration series imagining what the Zodiac would look like if the signs were southern. The new “constellations” are perfect if you want to get to know the modern Southerner. You could say Liz has been developing this project for a while now. “I’ve always thought that the “The signs as ___” are so funny, especially when someone has assigned random objects to the zodiac but they still somehow make sense and ring true for the signs. That’s what we were trying to …

12 Funny Tinder Bios From Amputees Who Did Not Lose Their Sense Of Humor

#2 But Royal Marine Colour Sergeant Lee ‘Frank’ Spencer (who lost his right leg two years ago while helping to save the life of a motorist on the central reservation of the M3 in Surrey) says there’s life beyond injury. “Since losing my leg, life is worse in many ways,” he told The Telegraph. “I now have difficulty in doing many simple tasks. But I prefer to concentrate on all the ways it’s got better and all the amazing things I’ve done since my injury.” “Injury may force you into activities you may never have previously considered, uncovering latent natural talent.” #5 Amin also thinks that being upfront about your disability is definitely the right way to approach online dating. …

‘Theres a lot of weirdness in a slum’: making a living in Kenya’s anarchic mud city

Despite the poverty, lawlessness and pollution of life in Kibera, creativity still thrives thanks to a mix of determination, guts and luck. The Guardian spoke to people who have all three Living in a slum is the reality for 1 billion people and rising across the world. More than half of Africas city dwellers live in informal settlements and the continents biggest is Kibera, in Mammito Eunice, 25, is a stand-up comic. I can make a living as long as I can make people laugh. This place has a lot of material. Theres a lot of weirdness in a slum, theres a special weirdness in Kibera. And you cannot be sad all day. My comedy comes from pain, having lived …

People Think Ariana Grande Has A New Boyfriend Betches

It feels like it’s been decades since we last talked about Ariana Grande’s personal life, but just a year ago we were still getting almost daily updates about her relationship with Pete Davidson. Time really flies. We haven’t known what’s up in Ariana’s dating life since she and Pete broke up last October, but now there are rumors she has a new man. The rumors were kicked off last week, when Ariana Grande pretty randomly dropped a new song with hip hop duo Social House. Mainly, it seemed random because Ariana is in the middle of a tour right now, so it doesn’t seem like she’s going to be making another album right away. But when you look at the …

People Are Posting Meanwhile In Memes That Hilariously Summarize Different Countries (40 Pics)

‘Meanwhile, in X’ is a viral meme series based on the participial phrase ‘Meanwhile in…,’ “a literary device that allows an easy segue between two concurrent events in different places. Scroll down below to check out some of the most hilarious stereotypical images from places around the world (including your own) and don’t forget to upvote your favs! #1 Meanwhile In Canada The first account of the “Meanwhile in” meme appeared sometime in February 2010. A flipped image of a Holden Commodore (a very common Australian-made sedan) with the caption “Meanwhile in Australia” appeared on 4chan via /b/ board. The image alluded to the age-old joke that everything in Australia is “upside-down” (due to its southern hemisphere location), and the …

Billy Eichner Wants To See LGBTQ People ‘That Are Not A Mystery’ In Family Films

Billy Eichner has been relishing his time in the spotlight, over encounters with British royal family members at the film’s starry premieres.  a new BuzzFeed interview, the gay actor-comedian says he’d like to see more LGBTQ characters in family films, and is hopeful his star billing in “The Lion King” is a step in that direction.  in the July 13 interview. “I would love to see a world where we don’t have to argue about, you know, whether [LeFou] in ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is gay or not.”  “I’m not saying that character’s gay,” he continued. “But in the new movies that are made, there should just be existing openly LGBT characters so that we don’t have to keep arguing about Interestingly, the character of Timon in …

Facebook will pay an unprecedented $5 billion penalty over privacy breaches

Washington (CNN Business)The Federal Trade Commission announced a $5 billion settlement with Facebook (FB) on Wednesday, resolving a sweeping investigation by regulators into how the company lost control over massive troves of personal data and mishandled its communications with users. It is the largest fine in FTC history and yet still only about a month’s worth of revenue for Facebook. “The magnitude of the $5 billion penalty and sweeping conduct relief are unprecedented in the history of the FTC,” said Chairman Joseph Simons in a statement. “The relief is designed not only to punish future violations but, more importantly, to change Facebook’s entire privacy culture to decrease the likelihood of continued violations.” In a Facebook post published shortly after the …

IvankaPlay review the Trumps are no laughing matter in limp comedy

Despite a solid solo performance from McLean Peterson, theres little funny about the presidents refusal to act on gun control Is McLean Petersons fault. Under Rachel Darts precise direction, she is sharp as Charles Gershmans script dips tentatively into the struggle between Ivankas role as daughter and adviser, and when she sees a news bulletin about children separated at the border, she attempts mediation. Maybe we should care about this one, she says sweetly. He says no he needs the vote and placates her with money and attention. Sharp … McLean Peterson in IvankaPlay. Photograph: Gokce Pehlivanoglu The talk of gun control is vague and generic, with all the humour relying desperately on knowing chuckles. The moment that most acutely …

Gwyneth Paltrow On What Happens To Your Identity When You’re Not ‘F**kable’

Gwyneth Paltrow opened up about her looks, the aging process and struggling with her identity as she gets older on a recent episode of Goop’s new podcast, “ “I’ve always felt so funny about my looks,” the “Iron Man” actress told Goop editors Jean Godfrey-June and Megan O’Neill. “I think that it’s very rare to think that you’re a beautiful person, and so, I feel like every other woman — like, I don’t see that when I look in the mirror.” “I think when you come to age, if you have this broad identity as that, what does it mean to get wrinkles and, like, get closer to menopause, and all these things?” she pondered. “What happens to your identity …

MotoGP: Ducati mind games forge unusual bond

(CNN)Back in June, on a sweltering Sunday at Italy’s majestic Mugello circuit, Danilo Petrucci fired his Ducati across the line for his maiden MotoGP victory. READ: MotoE takes to the circuit just months after fire destroyed everything No greater prize For any MotoGP rider, let alone an Italian, there is simply no greater prize than a win on a Ducati at Mugello. This is the two-wheeled equivalent of a Ferrari victory at Monaco. As Fratelli d’Italia belted out over the podium ceremony, Petrucci dissolved into tears of joy and disbelief. But his triumph also has a fascinating backstory. At the post-race press conference, his voice choking with emotion, Petrucci dedicated the win to his teammate and fellow Italian, Andrea Dovizioso. …

Dayton shooter had an obsession with violence and mass shootings, police say

(CNN)The gunman who opened fire in Dayton, Ohio, this weekend had an obsession with violence and mass shootings and had expressed a desire to commit a mass shooting, Dayton Police Chief Richard Biehl said Tuesday. Armed with a .223-caliber high-capacity rifle with 100-round drum magazines, Betts fired 41 shots in less than 30 seconds, killing his sister as well as eight seemingly random bystanders in the area, police said Monday. He was killed by police officers on patrol 30 seconds after he opened fire. In a statement, the Betts family said they were “shocked and devastated” by what happened. They are cooperating with law enforcement and asked for privacy while they mourn the loss of their daughter and son. Classmates …

8 Pics Of Adorable Munchkin Kitten That Sleeps Like A Human

Probably most of us will agree that nowadays cats are taking over the Internet. Let’s admit that it’s hard to resist how adorably cute and at the same time, funny they are! We all know that if you’re having a bad day, funny cat videos will be the ones that will surely cheer you up for good. Whether they are playing with things that they are not allowed to, getting scared of pretty random objects, or simply adorably sleeping. For some cats, a piece of a blanket in the corner of the bed is enough to have a deep night’s sleep while others really like to show who’s boss and occupy all the space, spread out all over the bed and …

People want to travel more sustainably. But we need help to do it | Michael Segalov

The state and employers can help people switch from planes to trains, says Michael Segalov, a contributing editor at Huck magazine Its almost funny the start of a comedians dark, sardonic joke in an Edinburgh fringe show. We are in the midst of a climate emergency, carbon emissions reaching record highs and yet if you want to make your way from London to the Scottish capital this summer, youre incentivised to travel in the most unsustainable way. The problem is, theres no punchline. Taking a flight from London to Edinburgh results in kg of CO2 emissions; opting for the train means you produce 24kg thats 87% less. But as I compared both prices and travel times for my journey, opting …

30 Times People Wouldve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

What’s important is the quality of the food, not what it’s served on. Right? Wrong! Sometimes, when you’re at a fancy restaurant, waiters serve you food on such weird things and in such strange containers that you pay more attention to them than your dinner. Those are the times that it’s acceptable to bombard your friends with pictures of your food, instead of eating it. There’s a whole community of people who have banded together to form the online group ‘We Want Plates.’ Their mission is all in their name — they want restaurants to serve food on actual plates, not on “bits of wood and roof tiles, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars.” This is an internet …

Macy’s Removes Plates From Stores After Complaints They ‘Promote Eating Disorders’

Macy’s has quit selling dinner portion control. Pourtions website. “I wasn’t being literal at all in terms of a legal ‘ban,’” Ward wrote to HuffPost in an email, explaining her initial tweet. She said she “just wanted to show the world how insidious beauty culture, and in this case one that shames women, can be. But I wanted Macy’s to know that what they carry and display matters, it can hurt people, and they’re accountable for it.” Many other people on Twitter shared Ward’s outrage. Some argued that the plates may encourage “These expectations can actually kill someone, and I know someone it has. [Macy’s], remove this from all of your stores and denounce the manufacturer,” reads the  Another person Ward …

Director Lulu Wang Was Told ‘You Need A White Guy’ In ‘The Farewell’

rave reviews and a box office record set by “The Farewell,” it’s almost unimaginable to think of the movie with a different cast.  IndieWire, director Lulu Wang revealed that some had an *alternative* view of what the movie would look like.  “This Chinese producer was like, ‘You need a white guy in your movie,’” Wang told IndieWire. according to Variety. That surpassed what had been the year’s high ― the $76,601 per location that “Avengers: Endgame” took in. (The makers of the Disney-Marvel film aren’t complaining ― it opened in 4,662 North American theaters.)  She eventually drew producer Chris Weitz’s attention after she told her story on a 2016 episode of “This American Life.” Weitz helped secure funding for the …