Bob Dylan’s Nashville whiskey distillery to open in 2020 along with on-site performance venue

SEE IT: FLORIDA POLICE ISSUE FUNNY DRINKING WARNING TO SPRING BREAKERS “We’re thrilled to celebrate the anniversary of ‘Nashville Skyline’ with our own addition to Music City’s skyline,” said Heaven’s Door Spirits CEO Marc Bushala in a press release, making a reference to Dylan’s “Nashville Skyline” album, released on April 9, 1969. The distillery is also planning to set up shop in the downtown SoBro (south of Broadway) neighborhood, inside the old Elm Street Methodist Church the corner of Elm and 5th Avenue, which was originally built in 1871, The Tennessean reports.

Former Nevada politician alleges Joe Biden kissed the back of her head in 2014, made her feel ‘uneasy, gross, and confused’

Washington (CNN)A former Nevada state assemblywoman said on Friday that former Vice President Joe Biden made her feel “uneasy, gross, and confused” in 2014 when, at a campaign rally in Nevada, she said he kissed her on the back of the head. Flores continued: “I couldn’t move, and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.” Her account comes as Biden is considering a bid for president in 2020. He is expected to announce his decision as soon as April. In a statement to CNN responding to Flores’ allegation, Bill Russo, a Biden spokesman, said, “Vice President Biden was pleased to support Lucy Flores’s candidacy for Lieutenant Governor of Nevada in 2014 and …

8 things we learned at the Olivier Awards

Image copyright Getty Images Host Jason Manford may not be a West End star by trade – but he certainly embraced the theatrical theme with an impressive opening musical performance. Manford has fronted the Oliviers once before, in 2017. His best gags this year included: “A wonderful performance there from The King And I. Or, if you went to a normal school, Me And The King.” “In my experience, theatre ushers are the greatest actors in the West End. How they manage to keep a straight face when charging £35 for two drinks, a programme and a packet of Revels is beyond me.” “Between me and Sally Field, we’ve won two Oscars, a Golden Globe, and a Leicester Mercury Comedian …

George and Kellyanne Conway’s political spat is comedic gold

(CNN)Kellyanne Conway is now publicly disparaging her husband George for his attacks on her boss, the President of the United States. Conway, who called her husband out for being unsupportive, also framed her relationship as “the unusual situation of a man getting power through his wife.” Her withering remarks call to mind the scene where King Lear famously utters: “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child” — though in this case it’s a spouse being slagged off for being thankless (or “jealous”). It’s not quite “Love’s Labour’s Lost;” and nobody’s going anywhere near suggesting it’s about the “Taming” of anybody. But neither does it seem to be “Much Ado About Nothing.” Sign up for …

Im in no-deal planning ops. Heres a briefing from our Whitehall bunker | Anonymous

My fellow civil servants in Operation Yellowhammer are surprisingly chipper Inside the gurgling, labyrinthine large intestine of no-deal Brexit, weve been working hard. But weve also been waiting for weeks for the government to fully activate Yellowhammer, just as other bits of government have been waiting for the launch of Operation Brock, angry , and Ive given Kbler-Ross Brexit grief cycle that my splintering personalities can live with. Im now in the phase I should have started with: bargaining. Bargaining is the stage where a brush with reality compels you to try to get back what youve just lost. For Brexiteers, thats the prestige and pride that the last three years (and possibly the 60-odd since the Suez crisis) have …

Olivia Jade’s Beauty Brand Trademark Tossed Due To Poor Punctuation! – Perez Hilton

And the hits keep coming for Olivia Jade Giannulli. Huh. Maybe she needed that education a little more than she thought… The teen is a YouTube star and social media influencer with partnerships with beauty companies like Sephora. Or at least, she was. A couple weeks ago her famous parents, Fuller House star Lori Loughlin and big name in fashion Mossimo Giannulli, were arrested as First off, Olivia Jade’s trademark request said she planned on releasing “make up kits,” “moisturizer,” and “concealer” — and it seems those terms are too vague for the patent office. Apparently “I want to be Kylie Jenner” was not explicit enough for the patent office. / (c) Olivia Jade/Instagram So, what else was wrong? Here’s the funny thing. The former college freshman …

Father Illustrates The Friendship Between His Baby And Their Dog (30 New Comics)

But anyone can take a simple photo can’t they? When Nate Anderson’s first child Rowan came along, he decided to take it a step further and chronicle his childhood in a webcomic which he called simply ‘Boy & Dog.’  #2 Bum. Bumbum Bumbumbumbumbum #3 When Rowan Goes To Sleep, Murphy Thinks It’s Crazy Play Time His Boy & Dog comics are based the conversations, situations and even some crude jokes between dog and baby. “Everything is new for the boy, and I imagined that it was the dog’s duty to teach him all about the world from a dog’s point of view,” Anderson explained. #8 Standing Is Hard When You Are A Wobbley Little Squishy Boy #9 Everyone Knows That Kissing …

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Hits Fox News’ Male Hosts With Question About Obsession

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Thursday laughed off the obsession that some “I mean, it’s weird,” she told “Late Night” host “It’s really funny and the conspiracy theories are great,” she added. Sean Hannity and On Thursday’s broadcast of “Fox & Friends,” former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R)  Ocasio-Cortez denied Huckabee’s suggestion, and recalled an incident on the House floor when she had to shut down a GOP representative who’d repeated a questionable claim about her he’d seen earlier on Fox News.  Download Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

20 Funny Comics That Show What Would Happen If A Werewolf Was Dating A Zombie

#3 Throw Me A Bone #4 What The Fluff We’ve already shared a collection of cute Zomcom comics on Bored Panda, but Emilia has been keeping herself busy, so we just had to create another one. Bringing them from the undead, here are the adventures of a zombie girl, her werewolf boyfriend, and their weird friends. Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

Rosie ODonnell Says Working With Whoopi Goldberg On ‘The View’ Was ‘The Worst Experience’ Shes Ever Had On Live TV! – Perez Hilton

Goldberg was apparently miffed by O’Donnell’s disagreement and supposedly sent her an “angry letter” — to which the SMILF actress claims she responded diplomatically. She said she wrote back at the time: That set the stage for when they were both brought together five years later on the morning show, where their relationship only grew more tense. The tension became so palpable, people started to notice. Rosie recalled: Staffers noticed that Rosie had been more “on edge” during her second go-around, the book alleges, noting that she would even complain about the Ghost actress to celebrity guests. “Whoopi Goldberg was as mean as anyone has ever been on television to me, personally—while I was sitting there. Worse than Fox News. The …

She lived for 99 years with organs in all the wrong places and never knew it

(CNN)On an early spring day in 2018, the faint smell of formaldehyde floating in the air, 26-year-old medical student Warren Nielsen and four of his classmates prepped a cadaver in the chilly dissection lab at Oregon Health and Science University in Portland. The reason? A condition called situs inversus with levocardia, in which most vital organs are reversed — almost like a mirror inside the body. That, along with a host of other weird but wonderful abnormalities, made Bentley a sort of medical unicorn. “I think the odds of finding another person like her may be as remote as one in 50 million,” said assistant professor Cameron Walker, who teaches the Foundations of Clinical Anatomy class at Oregon Health and …

Oprah Winfrey Says Meghan Markle Is Being Treated ‘Unfairly’ By The Press

Oprah Winfrey doesn’t like how The media mogul appeared on “CBS This Morning” Wednesday to talk about her “I think she’s being portrayed unfairly,” Winfrey said of Markle. “I feel that if people really knew her, they would know that she is not only everything you perceive her as being ― graceful and dynamic in holding that position ― but that she just has a wonderful warm, giving, funny heart. King, who attended Markle’s star-studded baby shower in New York City, added that the duchess is “very kind.”  Oprah attended the royal wedding on the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on May 19, 2018. She’s currently working on an Apple TV partnership with Prince Harry about mental health.  The duchess …

Black people asked white people their burning questions in a hilarious viral thread.

via Shutterstock Stereotypes, when mixed with unchecked power and terrifying political policies can result in the perpetuation of horrible injustices. But unpacking silly, harmless, and oddly specific stereotypes can open up hilarious conversations about cultural norms across different demographics. Of course, it’s easier to grasp the concept of opening up conversations about racial stereotypes that aren’t cringe inducing than it is to facilitate one. Nonetheless, if you punch up and everyone keeps a modicum of humor and courtesy, it IS possible. A recent resurfaced thread posted on the Afrocentric Films Collaborative Facebook page managed to be refreshingly funny and straightforward about stereotypes. The key, in this case, was to point the question marks towards white people. The thread’s prompt urged …

Jennifer Lopez Tops Alex Rodriguez! – Perez Hilton

Alex Rodriguez likes his women built! This is one of my favorite segments from my latest podcast! We wilding!!! Too funny! This and much more on our latest show! Listen to The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker on iTunes or directly at http://PerezPodcast.com  Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

4 Secrets Nobody Tells You About Applying To College Betches

In light of Loughlin-gate, colleges everywhere are being heavily scrutinized for how they admit students. Which, hi, they should be! I worked for a university’s admissions office for four years, and I was absolutely horrified by what these celebrities were able to get away with. *cue Grandpa voice* In my day, it didn’t f*cking work like that. Or maybe I just wasn’t aware of that part? In any case, if you don’t have rich parents willing to commit fraud, go to prison, and waste a quarter of a million dollars on you because you’re too stupid/lazy to do it the right way, let me help you out. I have some expertise in the area of applying to college that I …